Age Test
$1Methylation-based biological age, aging rate, and life-stage analysis.
Precious Paws · Longevity Tests
Every wag,
lovingly understood.
We measure how your dog is actually aging — biologically — then build a wellness protocol around what their cells, microbiome, and breed tell us.
5.3yr
biological age
0.9×
aging rate
82
oral score
M1 · Drop dog photo 1:1
Bella, 5.3 — younger than her years.
Younger than her years
Three tests · one platform
Built like Function Health — for the dog who already feels like family.
Each test stands alone, but reads richest together. One cheek swab is all we need.
Breed + Oral
$155 genetic wellness markers, breed makeup, and a microbiome read of the mouth.
Most chosen
Hero Bundle
$1All three tests, one swab kit. The complete longevity picture in two weeks.
Free shipping across Canada. 30-day refund on unopened kits.
How it works
Two weeks from doorstep to protocol.
M3 · Kit box · 3/4 angle
01
Order your kit
Premium, sage-and-kraft, on your doorstep within 3 business days. Everything fits in a shoebox.
M7 · Swab moment
02
Swab your dog
A gentle 30-second cheek swab. No fasting, no needles. Pop it in the prepaid return mailer.
M7 · Result card
03
Get personalized results
In 14 days, a full report and a wellness protocol matched to your dog's biology — in plain language.
How we measure
Epigenetic methylation, in plain language.
DNA methylation patterns shift predictably with age. By reading thousands of sites across your dog's genome and comparing to a curated reference set, we estimate biological age with a tight confidence range — closer than any chronological-only estimate, and far closer than guesswork.
- Sample processed in a research-grade lab, then destroyed after analysis
- Sequenced at a research-grade U.S. lab · PIPEDA-compliant Canadian database · genome never sold
- Wellness-framed throughout — we report signals, never diagnoses
CpG sites where methylation shifts with age. Sage marks the sites your dog's read illuminated most clearly.